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I HATE When Plans go DOWN The Toilet!
The Upper Hand #2

How many of you made grand plans for 2024?
Decades of the same old routine but when that clock strikes midnight - EVERYTHING CHANGES!
You’ll be in the gym DAY IN, DAY OUT!
Nothing but the HIGHEST nutrional food will be entering your body.
Fuck it - might even pick up the guitar.
It’s about time to learn a second language too!
And you’re going to do all of this AT ONCE! Oui Oui!
I don’t blame anyone who is looking to better themselves.
The New Year naturally prompts reflection and plotting for the
Yet, I’m a massive hypocrite.
I decided I wanted to stream more after the Christmas festivities but I waited until the 1st on January?
Why?
BECAUSE MONDAY THE FIRST OF JANUARY IS A SEXY DAY TO GET AFTER IT!
I was enjoying the stream and was building a stack in the $530 Bounty when diaster struck.
I found myself trapped in the bathroom.
My plans to start the year with an epic stream went down the toilet.
Figuratively and literally!
It would be easy to get down about it and worry that my perfectly planned start to 2024 is ruined.
Or I can simply return tomorrow.
No matter what your ambitions are this year, there will be stumbling blocks.
Life doesn’t move in a straight line.
Do your best.
Tell people close to you that you love them.
And win your flips.
Chat tomorrow you beautiful fucks.
<3