The Upper Hand #12

It’s time for a difficult conversation.

I had two pints of god’s cream this week.

The black stuff.

GUINNESS!

It ruined my whole week.

I was hungover for two days and I’ve ate horrendously since Tuesday.

Naturally I wrapped up in my cosiest knitwear and sat on the couch questioning my exsistence - I HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO MY CARDIGAN!

I LOVE MY PINTS AND CARDIGANS!

This isn’t the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th OR EVEN 6th TIME I’VE HAD THESE REACTIONS.

I know they are going to hurt me but I go back anyway.

Why?

BECAUSE I LOVE THEM!

NO MORE!

It’s Friday night, there’s a strong possibility you won’t see this email until Monday morning.

If you danced with the devil this weekend, dabbled too deeply with your vices, let it be the last time!

Alcohol, drugs, video games, shit food, empty sex, an awful ex, gambling, whatever it is!

IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE!

Unless you enjoyed it?

Fuck.

I’m still not convinced.

We’ll try again next week you BEAUTIFUL Fucks!

<3